"Faced with the challenges of life after middle age, Dave Barry turns to his best dog, Lucy, to learn how to live his best life. From 'Make New Friends' (an unfortunate fail when he can't overcome his dislike for mankind) to 'Don't Stop Having Fun' (validating his membership in a marching unit that performs in parades), Dave navigates his later years with good humor and grace. Lucy teaches Dave how to live in the present, how to let go of daily...

"Packed with new photos and more demotivational messages than you can roll your eyes at, The grumpy guide to life will help you get in touch with your inner grouch."--Back cover.

Oh, come all ye furful! Cat lovers will rejoice to find this brand-new edition of the top-selling book now available. With 20 rollicking feline renditions of favorite Christmas carols, it's the perfect way to celebrate the holidays. Featuring all-new illustrations and including several new songs, Catmas Carols is full of festive odes to the joys of the season, from yummy dinner scraps and new catnip toys to the ornaments that shine temptingly from...

The stories in this book are for fun, laughs, and just maybe a little bit of wonder. Sometimes there are questions that need answers. Why do dogs bark at the moon? Can a canoe really sink? Just who is the bravest bird in the forest? Writing is supposed to be fun and a little adventuristic. Some of these stories may have a message to them if you listen close enough. Some may even be true, but that author does go fishing, so just maybe he would tell...

In this collection from popular Web comic Yasmine Surovec, fabled characters and fairy princesses are replaced with cat ladies and gents ... and cats.  Rapunzel's prince comes to rescue…his cats. Sleeping Beauty's true love's first kiss comes not from a prince but from a curious kitty. Each comic puts a contemporary witty spin on classic stories while continuing Yasmine's brilliant comedic take on cats and their owners.  The result is a collection...

Would you like to meet them? All rescue dogs, all with different backgrounds and personalities, but together they made up my Gang of Four and were a part of my life for many years. Seamus - 'Head Boy' - once tied to a hedge and abandoned. Shannon - The Beauty - previously owned by a child abuser. Minnie - The Maiden Aunt - condemned as being 'unhomable'. And Duncan - The Canine Tripod - who came to live with me at eight months old, three days after...

All about the absurdities of animal courtship, Sex and the Single Panda: The Revolting Pursuit of Love in the Animal Kingdom is an illustrated humor book detailing the factual-and often disgusting-mating habits of a wide variety of animals gone wild-from big beasts to wee beasties. Through a series of funny dating profiles, find out more about the unbelievably weird mating habits of a variety of bachelors, bachelorettes, and gender non-binary bachelorx,...

About Bloody Good: Bloody Good (True Shark Stories) is a rollicking adventure through time and the seven seas. Hundreds of fascinating TRUE facts and TRUE stories about our most famous denizens of the deep. Meet your favorite sharks and other briny beasts as they encounter a variety of dangerous human nut cases.

About four years ago, I was walking along a boardwalk that helps park goers traverse a beautiful floodplain in one of our city's metro parks. I was watching where I was stepping and not paying attention to my surroundings. For some reason, I stopped looking down and I looked to my left. Staring at me, probably no more than ten yards away, was a huge buck. Here's the weird thing: the first thought I had was, Does he know it's Tuesday? Subsequent quirky...

Her frantic voice hurried on," It's so horrible! I'm just worried about my cat, poor Princess Fluff! She's going to die of alien infestation if no one helps her!"- My Cat Ate Aliens My Cat Ate Aliens and Other Humorous Tales in Veterinary Medicine is a collection of over 40 outrageous stories from the world of veterinary medicine. Dr. June B. French and her friends take you on a journey where they find themselves in the most unlikely scenarios, filled...