Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night. Aunty Acid is the sassy senior created to give “the crazy old lady in all of us” a voice that can be heard from 10 blocks away. With her long-suffering husband Walt, Aunty Acid tells it like it is and has her own unique opinions on everything. Her fanbase is growing by over 1,000 a day, as word on her wit and sassy sayings spreads across the internet, where she...

Wickedly witty and wonderfully wise! Aunty Acid is the sassy senior created to give “the crazy old lady in  all of us” a voice that can be heard from 10 blocks away. With her long-suffering husband Walt, Aunty Acid tells it like it is and has her own unique opinions on everything. Her fanbase is growing by over 1,000 a day, as word on her wit and sassy sayings spreads across the internet, where she reaches over three million people each week. Aunty...

Meet Joe Cool, the Flying Ace, the Legal Beagle-and Snoopy's other secret identities-in this collection of classic comic strips! Snoopy is no ordinary beagle. Through the years, he's adopted many personas, each unique and full of personality. As Joe Cool, he's aloof, unflappable, above the fray, the hip dog we'd all like to be. As the World War I Flying Ace, he engages in aerial combat with the notorious Red Baron. Snoopy has adopted various guises,...

It has been said that providing a fact humorously helps increase the chance of you remembering the facts. Here I offer you a platter of historical events, hopefully in a humorous way, so that you may either chuckle or say it's ridiculous, boring, or otherwise. I'm willing to bet that you're going to remember some of these humorous facts. Life is like a train. We can watch the trains go by, or we can get on the train and ride it into the future! So...

Winning is a mind-set; losing is a curse. I hope you and yours will join those worldwide who are enjoying these personal quotes. They are considered as depression busters by many. They make you laugh. Some will be like puzzles to be solved. Self-pity is the basement of human existence. Many of these quotes will boost and energize the spirit. Others will be excellent conversation tools even between total strangers on a long flight. Despair rages until...

Fernande habite à Binche, ville de carnaval synonyme de fête, mais elle pourrait aussi bien habiter à Mons, Charleroi, Namur, Liège, Arlon ou dans n'importe quelle autre ville ou village de Wallonie ! Et même à Bruxelles. Fernande, c'est ma voisine. La vraie et la sublimée. La sublime aussi. Fernande, c'est la voisine qu'on a tous un peu. Celle qui nettoie son trottoir à six heures du matin en tablier, celle qui parle plus à son chien qu'à...

One of the things that will happen to all of us, if we are lucky, is that we will grow old. In Old Fogies, Unite!, author, Sam Almond, takes a humorous and witty look at what happens if you are lucky enough to reach the age of 90 and beyond. In the introduction, and having reached the grand age of 90 himself, the author tells us what he believes constitutes an old fogey and in so doing, has devised an amusing system for categorizing different levels...

Scotland is famous for its sense of humour. This collection brings together quotes about Scotland and the Scots, as well as the sage wit and wisdom of some of its most renowned sons and daughters. These quotes will make you smile, and by buying it you will be helping to make others smile as the proceeds go to fund the work of Spina Bifida Hydrocephalus Scotland.

"If you think education is expensive, try stupidity."Great wisdom-and great humor-often go hand-in-hand. Sometimes a lot of truth and insight can be packed into a short proverb or saying. This book is a collection of more than 500 sayings-short insights for both your amusement and self-improvement! At least in this case, "The road to knowledge begins at the turn of the first page."

Facebook Quotes and Status Updates Volume 1 is the perfect read for lovers of quotes that are edgy, slightly "out there" and sometimes R-Rated. These are not your usual quotes! These quotes will have you laughing out loud, shaking your head or saying. "Oh, no, he (or she) didn't!" This book brims with quotes on a wide range of accessible topics. Who can't relate to quotes about love, marriage, or relationships? Since we all grow older and age, the...